Laugh out loud!!

We all know sardars are laughed off for their follies.
And now for a change ........when a Sardar acts smart...

A Sardar, a German and a Pakistani got arrested consuming alcohol which is a severe offence in Saudi Arabia , so for the terrible crime they would all be sentenced with 20 whip lashes each.

The three will be preparing for the punishment, and the Sheik announced: "It's my first wife's birthday today, and so she has asked me to gift you with one wish each before you are whipped."

Thrilled at this..
The German thinks for a while and says "please tie a pillow to my back." This was done, but the pillow did last for 10 lashes and then the crying and bleeding German had to be carried away.

Then Pakistani was up. After watching the German in horror, he says smugly: "please fix two pillows to my back." But even two pillows could not last for 20 whip lashes and could only take 15 lashes. The Pakistani was also led away whimpering loudly.

The Sardar was the last one up, but before he could say anything, the Sheikh turned to him and said: "You are from the most beautiful part of the world, and your culture is one of the finest in the world. For this, you may have two wishes!"

"Thank you, your Most Royal and Merciful Highness," Sardar replies. "In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes."

"Not only are you an honorable, handsome and powerful man, you seem to be very brave." Sheik says with an admiration on his face. "If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And what is your second wish?" the Sheik asked.

Sardar smiles and replies, "Tie the Pakistani to my back"