If you have got two hens...

Got 2 hens?
Check how various corporates deal with the two hens:
Conventional Corporate:
Sells one hen and buys a cock
The brood multiplies and so the economy improves
Sell the brood and then retire on income obtained.

American Incorporate:
You have two hens
You sell one and still force the other to produce eggs
You are aghast when the hen is dead

Incorporate:
You have two hens
You go on a strike because you wanted 3 hens

Japanese Incorporate:
You have two hens
Redesign the hens to nano size of an original hen but still lays 30 eggs at a time
The make cartoon images, name ‘Henimon’ and trade them across the world

German Incorporate:
You have two hens
You will engineer them so they can live for 25 years, eat little, and lay once in a day

British Incorporate:
You have two hens
You assume both are useless

Italian Incorporate:
You have two hens
you don’t know where they are and you take a break

Swiss Incorporate:
You have 5,000 cows and none of which belong to you
You charge others for storing them.

Chinese Incorporate:
You have two hens
You will have 200 people taking care of the two
You will still claim full employment and high hen productivity
You will have the media reporter who disclosed the numbers arrested

The 20th day of January 200 witnessed a history with Barack Hussein Obama’s inauguration. The first African-American became 44th US President and I was all my eyes and followed the event of Barrack Obama’s inauguration with the First Lady Michelle Obama and their two kids Malia Obama and Sasha Obama.

The Harvard-educated First Lady walked gracefully in a gold-yellow shift that had a matching overcoat. The lady of substance and style carried a lot of poise and grace when she walked with Barrack Obama. Her gold-yellow brocade shift looked classy and the neutral color did reflect her state of mind and complemented the mood of the event too. I did like her teal shoes and the green gloves that matched her suit.

She didn’t over accessorize herself and a diamond brooche and studs suited perfect for her yellow shift and also the event. Isabel Toledo, the New York designer deserves all praises for designing the First Lady’s costumes for inauguration ball. To hire a native American for her costume shows the love and confidence Michelle Obama has in the American designers.

If you have not missed to see, Malia Obama came in outfits having BIV colors and Sasha Obama came in RO colors and Michelle Obama in YG. And you have the full spectrum of colors (VIBGYOR) worn by The First Lady and the First Girls, and you can’t ask for a better statement given to build the confidence and change the country needs especially when its facing worst ever economic slump.

Shilpa Shetty to appear without her tresses in The Desire

Beautiful Shilpa Shetty is all ready to do a Shabana Azmi in her forthcoming R Sharath's venture 'The Desire'. By doing Shabana Azmi I meant she will tonsure her head and will be without her beautiful tresses. But Shilpa Shetty unlike Shabana Azmi will not receive a fatwa for her daring act. Shilpa was found commenting about her in role in 'The Desire' to be the most challenging one in her career.

It is learnt that Shilpa Shetty who is a trained Bharatanatyam dancer is going to Shri Ratikant Mohapatra an Odissi exponent and guru for Odissi dance classes. Shilpa is playing an Odissi dancer in 'The Desire' and she proves her committment yet again. Way to go Shilpa!

But what for she had to forgo her thick and lustruous tresses? Is she donning a monk....keep running your imaginations wild!